About ARRRR

ARRRR

ARRRR, the word/sound/phrase is probably one of the most useful bits of language in existence. Most dialects of ARRRR are quite enjoyable, especially those involving a deep rolling ARRRR. As it would be obnoxious to claim such utility for a meager word without example, consider the following:

• ARRRR! - when answering the telephone, this immediately puts the caller into place of uncertainty, when they expected the call to be on their terms, since they called you.
• ARRRR? - Just what do you think you're doing Dave? This gives people the impression that if they continue with their current task without explanation, you might just cut them.
• ARRRR Matey! - Greeting, friendly like. Best used when you suspect you're in good company. My friends tend to use this randomly, which is also acceptable.
• ARRRR! (Evil facial expression) - Greeting in company of possible ninjas. This will immediately strike fear into their minds, and let them know you will be ready to slice them upon any of their worthless antics.
• ARRrr... - (some sort of failed attempt version) This will alert anyone nearby that you will disembowel them if they attempt to pass blame to you, or speak of this ever.
• ARRRR ARRRR ARRRR ARRRR - Pirate laughter, probably directed at you.
• ARRRR can be typed with your left hand on qwerty and left handed dvorak keyboards

What is this Copy-right-handed-rule?

It's an extension of the right handed rule to copyrights, consult your lawyer. If you don't have one, you're SOL. In addendum, all rights reserved.

Image Linking policy

I should not have to write anything here, but lets just say if you decide to do this you will look like an ass, not only to me, but the rest of your audience as well.

Want to link to ARRRR.com?

Go right ahead, I'm not stopping you. I don't have any sort of banner pre-made, and odds are if I had one it wouldn't match your website. I do have a 50x50 animated gif of the Dr. Mario virus & the sign saying ARRRR you can use.

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